Calorie Scams

I've decided that calories on the nutritional value labels are scams. Think about how often you read the package of *insert your favorite treats here* and you think, "oh, it's only 350 calories." When infact it's actually 1050 calories because there are three servings in the tiny treat! I think the package should say 1050 calories total, and then you can eat half the treat and feel good that you only had 525 calories.

I'm hungry!